Sunday, January 29, 2006

Cafeteria. Men's Room.

First of all, let me apologize for my tardiness with this posting. I am overdue, and I beg your forgiveness. Sadly the cafeteria bathroom had little to offer. It is an infant among senior citizens. There are no writings on the walls, so I'm not suggesting anything, but it would be nice to find some "stall tennis" or phone numbers for a good time. The color scheme conveys a mellow smoothness that should calm any man down after eating an Albright meal that may stir even the hardest of stomachs. And I know what your wondering, "Is this bathroom taco bar friendly?" I would have to say, absolutely. Come on, give it your best shot. There is no busting this porcelain.
For some reason this bathroom doesn't get too crowded either. I feel that people leave it abandoned simply because they aren't going in that direction. So please, upon exiting the cafeteria heading toward your next class, veer off the beaten path for a moment to experience this potty.

Ratings:
Comfort: 5 out of 5. Gentlemen, you are missing out. Remember, mellow smoothness.

Accessibility: 5 out of 5. Upon exiting the cafeteria, simply take a right and another right. Don't be rude and use the handicapped one either. You don't want to be that guy.

Writings: 0 out of 5. It's an infant.

Cleanliness: 5 out of 5. Facilities really does a number on this one.

Crowdedness: 5 out of 5. People are forgetting about this one, so explore.

Overall: 20 out of 25. It's young and brimming with life, and its simplicity puts it on our "Deuce Cabins to Watch" list.

1 comment:

salaamthebody said...

ayo, make sure you check out the bathroom on the third floor of selwyn. I forget if it's north or south. the third floor above admissions. its...interesting.