Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Science Hall. Basement. Men's Room

Nelson and I felt quite comfortable holding our science experiments in these facilities. It was definitely capable of holding its share of methane gas... and poo.
The first thing that amazed us was the size. It is definitely one of the Taj Mahals of Albright bathrooms. Nelson took advantage of the larger of the four, count 'em four, stalls. He enjoyed the spaciousness and found it to be quite cozy. And don't worry about having to set your bookbags on the often dubious floors, there are coat hangers right outside the bathroom. We even weight tested them with our bags full of books and coats full of keys and whatever else we put in coat pockets (probably stuff that doesn't amount to anything).
There isn't a whole lot to comment about with this deuce hut so I'll get right to the ratings.

Comfort: 5 out of 5. The seats conformed well to our bottoms, and we are assuming the same for you unless you are morbidly obese.

Accessibility: 3 out of 5. If you are taking a walk from Teel or if you just got out of a Bio class that leaves you wanting to release some organic matter back into the environment, then we invite you to use these poopers.

Writings: 0 out of 5. We didn't see anything.

Cleanliness: 5 out of 5. They must use their lab cleaning supplies in there or somethin' cause the thrones shine.

Crowdedness: 5 out of 5. There is no way you will have a hard time doing your business in there. If you do, you can come take a dump at our place.

Overall: 18 out of 25. Like I said, there isn't much to post here. It isn't the most exciting place in the world, but it's big and clean, and it gets the job done.

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