Monday, January 23, 2006

Alumni Hall, 3rd Floor, Unisex

That's right ladies and gentlemen, a special unisex bathroom was up on the third floor of this historic Albright Building. The strangest thing, was that there were two stalls. So theoretically a guy and an unlucky lady could do their hard labor in there at the same time.
We found the bathroom close to the Digital Media Center to be quite special. The lights were off on that sunny morning, and the natural lighting would have told us otherwise. It really heated up our backs while we were sitting on our respective thrones.
The bathrooms were quite tidy as well. There were even little baggies for the ladies and their "feminine products." This was quite a surprise to Nelson and I because it was our first time dropping our loads where women had ready access on campus. Yeah guys, women do take dumps despite what we think.
I, being a man of tall stature, found the stalls to be a little cramped. I kept bumping the toilet paper dispenser majiggy with my shoulder. And as Chevron so keenly pointed out in his comment (thanks buddy), when you are lugging around a book bag, jacket, and you ladies with your purses, this could pose a serious problem.
Now I know what you are saying guys, "I'm not a fashion major, and I don't care for media, especially the digital kind. Why do I want to go up there?" Well I have the answer, your butt deserves a little exploring. Step outside the box and go try the unisex bathroom in Alumni Hall. It won't let you down.

Ratings:
Comfort: 4 out of 5. It was cramped in there, but you guys can't turn down a little warmth from our closest star.

Accessiblity: 2 out of 5. If you are around the Science building, or taking a stroll out of the library, well it's right around the corner.

Writings: 0 out of 5. There was nothing of interest on these walls, but silence sometimes makes a louder impact than your farts.

Cleanliness: 5 out of 5. This baby was spotless. You don't eat where you crap, but... Yeah, you get the point.

Crowdedness: 5 out of 5. I'll bet you guys didn't even know this place existed.

Overall: 16 out of 25. Ladies and gents, I know this isn't the best place for a date, but you can finally feel comfortable around eachother while doin' your doodies.

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