Chapel, Basement, Men's Room

Does the house of God also contain a quality restroom? Well let's just say the Lord's powers are not only for the people in the pews. The nostalgic toilets were surely blessed. The seats have comfy curves that have probably been aged by years of bottoms. Nels and I found that the writing on the walls however was quite heretical. Anything from racial slurs to promises of guilt-free sex were the topics of expression. My stall had something a little special... It was called stall tennis. Look right. Look left. Look Right. Look left. Look... HAHAHA GOT ME!!!
We found the lighting to be a little dimmer than that of Masters Hall, and let's say that the smells produced will not set a mood for romanticism, though again the writing on the wall would suggest otherwise. However, the stalls gave ample elbow room so rest a assured you will be comfortable during those long, agonizing "hanger-ons." We found the stalls to be private as well. So if you feel like you need some prayer and reflection time while doing your dirty business, we suggest you try out the chapel basement bathroom.


Ratings:
Comfort: 4 out of 5, We really liked the old school toilets.

Accessibility: 3 out of 5, It's a bit out of the way, but we think it is worth a pilgrimage

Writings: 4 out of 5, Here's why, "What are you laughin' at? The joke's between your legs."

Cleanliness: 5 out of 5, Cleanliness is next to Godliness.

Crowdedness: 5 out of 5, Like I said, if you want to pray in there, you can take your time.

Overall Rating: 21 out of 25, If I was God, I would crap there.