OK, I'm going to start this one off simply. The reason, ladies, that the Library stinks like fire and brimstone is because of the putrid stench of piss (according to me) and zoo animals (according to Nels). Where is that stench coming from? THE GUYS BATHROOM! And I'm not proud of it!!! You all should be ashamed of yourselves. I don't know if you have noticed, but the tiles under the urinals are being destroyed by some kind of acidic urine! What are you drinking?! I haven't even gotten to the stalls yet!
Black walls again... You know what that's covering up? Something stinky! Those black walls were not short of writings either. Those bad boys were foul!!! We can't put them in because they are a little too explicit. You will have to go take a steamer there yourself.
Here is where we run into problems. There is nothing else in this bathroom that is redeeming. The place stinks when you walk in there even if there aren't any Cosby's in the pool. It's tight as a drum in there too!
The only advantage to this bathroom is the unbelievable amount of reading material you could take with you. There are magazines, newspapers, books, books, and books at your disposal.
The ratings are tough for this place, 'cause regardless you are going to be going in there if you have to take a dump. You have been studying all night, and you can't hold it anymore... so you poop out of necessity.
Comfort: 1 out of 5. It has toilets in the academic sense, but it stinks.
Accessibility: 5 out of 5. You can get there if you want, but it stinks.
Writings: 5 out of 5. You have to see some of them to believe them.
Cleanliness: 1 out of 5. It's not the cleanest, and it stinks.
Crowdedness: 1 out of 5. Finals week is going to be crowded, which will make it continue to stink.
Overall: 13 out of 25. When you gotta go you gotta go. So grab a book, red flag it, and have a sit!
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