Alumni Hall. First Floor. Ladies Room?

That's right ladies. I've got a special treat for you. The rumors are true despite what both men and women say, girls do poop, and they poop somethin' fierce. Nelson and I were pretty bored Super Bowl Sunday, so we did some exploring. The men's room just wasn't big enough for the both of us. So with a little initiative from Nelsalziones, I decided to sneak on over to the ladies room. It wasn't easy though. There was a fashion professor, or some fashion lady in the room right across from the poop shack. I had to be swift. I had to be stealthy. I had to be daring. As she turned her head I felt that I was out of her peripheral vision, and I snuck inside.

So let's talk about this place. Bland, bland, bland. Where's the excitement girls? I remember from high school rumors of posting slut reports and horrible back stabbing lies written on the walls. There was nothing, and you should be ashamed!

Other than that, the room was quite tidy. You are very clean and should be proud of that. At least you can say it doesn't smell like zoo animals. It was not the most accommodating of stalls though. It was a tight squeeze for even me, and I am no behemoth. Only anorexic fashion models could fit in there. How apropos, considering the fashion department is right next door.

Getting out of there was awkward. The classroom was right across from the bathroom. And there is not a doubt in my mind that the woman that was in the classroom saw me leave. Girls, if you leave a stinky in there, then everyone in the fashion department will know about it, and they will point their fingers at you!!!


Ratings:
Comfort: 2 out of 5. It was tight in there. If you are of plumper stature or if you are an anorxic girl with a bony butt then you are not going to enjoy it.

Accessibility: 2 out of 5. For girls, if they want to go out of their way, they can. Men, unless you are bold, you aren't going to get in there, and frankly it isn't worth the effort.

Cleanliness: 5 out of 5. No complaints here. Even your sanitary bags were in order. Well done!

Writings: 0 out of 5. It's a little too clean I'm afraid.

Crowdedness: 3 out of 5. It's a one woman stall. Girls are going to have to wait outside before unloading. This may make you girls feel rushed though, so I knocked it down a couple of pegs.

Overall: 12 out of 25. Comfort and writings hurt my only experience in a woman's bathroom here on campus. If you have any suggestions girls, let me know. That is, if you don't mind my bottom on one of your coveted seats.