The Executive Suite

By request my journey led me to this Mecca among facilities. Sadly, I had to leave Nelson behind. This bathroom is in a way a personal sanctuary. So I trekked off alone.
As I passed through the hall, anticipation began to rise. I could feel something in my stomach. I don't know if it was a coming bowel movement or just pure excited to share my experience with the world.
As I entered I was surrounded by the color of purity, white. Glorious white tiles and white paint reflected the light from heaven itself. I knew right away that I had found a home. I set my things on the heater next to the sink, as if I walked in my front door after a long day's work, and I went right for my chair or "throne" if you will.
The seat was just right. My legs were equidistant and I was perfectly parallel, seated in the optimum position for delivering the goods. My surroundings were peaceful and calm. There was but one writing on the wall, "poop." So simple. So eloquent. Whoever wrote this is surely an artist working with the medium of philosophy on plastic.
Even the flush sent my package in a smooth transition through the cool waters towards its final destination. The warm water from the tall faucet and foamy soap left my hands sparkly clean. You could see the rosy glow in my cheeks in the reflection in the mirror.
Upon leaving I felt, besides a half a pound lighter, a little bit more satisfaction than usual. I accredit this to the "executive suite." Thank you. It was a pleasure.

Ratings:
Comfort: 5 out of 5. Untouchable.

Accessibility: 5 out of 5. I will not tell you where it is. You must find this sacred place on your own journey

Writings: 5 out of 5. Deep and Profound.

Cleanliness: 5 out of 5. White shows all, and there was no filth to show. This bathroom is sublime.

Crowdedness: 5 out of 5. It's in just the right spot that you should never have a problem. If you ever do, give the person the courtesy. Humility and selflessness goes a long way. His satisfaction should leave you at peace with using a "second best."

Overall: 25 out of 25. It symbolizes perfection.